mcgooglykins:

#WHAT IF THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF LETTING CHEKOV HAVE COFFEE  #HE JUST BOUNCES ALL OVER THE BRIDGE  #SPOCK MERELY RAISES AN EYEBROW  MAKES A MENTAL NOTE TO ADJUST SETTINGS ON THE SHIP’S REPLICATORS SO THAT THEY AUTOMATICALLY DISPENSE DECAF WHEN RECOGNIZING CHEKOV’S VOICE  #BUT CHEKOV MAKES PUPPY FACES AT SULU SO THAT SULU ALWAYS ENDS UP ORDERING IT FOR HIM  #KIRK THINKS IT’S FUNNY AND JUST WATCHES ON FONDLY  #HE LETS CHEKOV BOUNCE ALL AROUND HIS CHAIR AND MAKES REFERENCES TO TIGGER THAT ARE COMPLETELY LOST ON SPOCK  #SPOCK IS TOTALLY NOT HAVING ANY MORE CHILDREN WITH KIRK

lizthefangirl:

jungleeagle:

greenpeniwrite:

dracosredemption:

So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.

“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!”

i don’t know what makes me laugh more the comment or the photo.

On the bright side, Dan is not on fire.

did u just go there

citilights:

celestial-awkwardness:

Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”

MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

starfleetgrad:

omnivorousstegosaurus:

#CAN I JUST PRETEND THIS IS THE SAME FACE SPOCK MADE TO AMANDA AFTER SHE TAKES OF PICTURE OF HIM OUTSIDE THE VSA #LIKE A PROUD MOM WOULD? #ESPECIALLY IN THAT DORKY SWEATER 

“THIS IS THE DAY MY HANDSOME LITTLE MAN APPLIES FOR THE SCIENCE ACADEMY.”

“MOM, PINCHING MY CHEEKS IS NOT LOGICAL.”

attack-of-the-feels:

My favorite thing about the sherlock fandom:

• it’s over 100 years old
• the creator actively tried to kill off Sherlock because he didn’t want to write the stories anymore
• and then people complained
• and so here we are 100+ years later
• AND SHERLOCK HOLMES IS STILL GOING
• omfg sir arthur conan doyle would hate us so much

gotchapond:

Amy and Eleven Appreciation Day
     ↪ “Nothing is ever forgotten. Not really.”

And I hear of your coming
And your going in the town.
I hear stories of your smile,
I hear stories of your frown.

And the darkness can descend
We can relish all the pain
But I know that’s what you love
Cause you know I love the same.

But, where are you now?
Where are you now?
Do you ever think of me
In the quiet, in the crowd?

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