#WHAT IF THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF LETTING CHEKOV HAVE COFFEE #HE JUST BOUNCES ALL OVER THE BRIDGE #SPOCK MERELY RAISES AN EYEBROW MAKES A MENTAL NOTE TO ADJUST SETTINGS ON THE SHIP’S REPLICATORS SO THAT THEY AUTOMATICALLY DISPENSE DECAF WHEN RECOGNIZING CHEKOV’S VOICE #BUT CHEKOV MAKES PUPPY FACES AT SULU SO THAT SULU ALWAYS ENDS UP ORDERING IT FOR HIM #KIRK THINKS IT’S FUNNY AND JUST WATCHES ON FONDLY #HE LETS CHEKOV BOUNCE ALL AROUND HIS CHAIR AND MAKES REFERENCES TO TIGGER THAT ARE COMPLETELY LOST ON SPOCK #SPOCK IS TOTALLY NOT HAVING ANY MORE CHILDREN WITH KIRK
So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.
“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!”
i don’t know what makes me laugh more the comment or the photo.
On the bright side, Dan is not on fire.
did u just go there
Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”
MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
“THIS IS THE DAY MY HANDSOME LITTLE MAN APPLIES FOR THE SCIENCE ACADEMY.”
“MOM, PINCHING MY CHEEKS IS NOT LOGICAL.”
My favorite thing about the sherlock fandom:
- it’s over 100 years old
- the creator actively tried to kill off Sherlock because he didn’t want to write the stories anymore
- and then people complained
- and so here we are 100+ years later
- AND SHERLOCK HOLMES IS STILL GOING
- omfg sir arthur conan doyle would hate us so much
Amy and Eleven Appreciation Day
↪ “Nothing is ever forgotten. Not really.”
And I hear of your coming
And your going in the town.
I hear stories of your smile,
I hear stories of your frown.
And the darkness can descend
We can relish all the pain
But I know that’s what you love
Cause you know I love the same.
But, where are you now?
Where are you now?
Do you ever think of me
In the quiet, in the crowd?
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