he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
i love the science side of tumblr